Pete Davidson on Kanye West | Netflix Is A Joke: The Festival

So how's uh. How's your time going Good?

I have hada. I have had areallyweirdyear.I had an AIDSdreadthisyear.Yeah, I did.

And you are like, Pete wow. What is going oninyourlife?Are you participating needles?

Are you doing heroin?

Are you having tons of vulnerable commerce?

No. Kanye told me I had AIDS.

And. And he'sa.

He is a genius.

So I was like, oh, fuck.

I was like, I more call my croaker.

The joe who made College Dropout thinks I'veAIDS.So I went to the croaker.

I actually got checked because I was like, perhapsheisright.I do not know.

I was like, I do not know.

So a croaker told me I do not have AIDS.

I just look like I've it.

So it's a fully different thing.

You know what is really funny about that?

AIDS is just such an old school, like thing.YouhaveAIDS.It's like it's just such a 90’s, early.2000’s thing to like.

You know what I mean?

John Mulaney called me. He is like AIDS.

You should spread a gossip thathehasPolio.Does anybody differently intimately hope that, like, Kanye pulls like a

Mrs. Doubtfire?

I come home one day and they are like, this is the new char.

And he is like, “ What’s up fam?”

Yeah, it's.

It's a really weird thing to go through.

Like. There is. Because, you know, people try to give you advice,

but indeed musketeers that are, like, aged, they ’re like, I do not know.

He is like, he looks enough wild bro.

I hope.

Good luck.

Sorry.

Also if you need, but like, no advice.

No bone was like, this is what you do.

Everyone's like, oh, yeah.

You staying with your mama?

You in a safe spot?

But people ask me weird questions.

So it's that is the only thing I do not like.

They ask you weird stuff. Like, the other day, notoriety came up to me.

He was like, I heard you are musketeers with Jack Harlow.

And I am.

He is a truly great, talented rapper.

He is a cool dude, nice joe.

So we are musketeers, right?

And Kanye put him on his new florilegium.

Indeed. You know, indeed though I have been musketeers with him for like two, three times, you know, he did it anyway.

And people come to me and they are like, how does that make you feel?

Does that bother you?

Does that get under your skin?

And I am like, no, he is a rapper.

That is his field.

That is. That is what they do.

that does not hurt my heartstrings.

It would hurt my heartstrings if I saw, like, Bill Burr at Sunday service.

I ’m like what the fuck Bill?

He ’d be like, find God Petey, go fuck yourself.

Yeezus.

Yeah, I do not get it. A lot of people are truly angry at me.

There is like, it's always 50-50 when I go outdoors.

Yeah, it's always 50-50.

Either someone's just like

Hey, man, you are really cool.

That's, that is great.

Or someone's like, Yo, fuck you, fuck you.

Yeah you.

I always am like it can not be me.